In the universe that I live in:
The present President of the United States of America has usurped every institution, protocol and procedure of governance as they have been plied by his predecessors, mostly committed patriots, although of varying degrees of competence, and molded them into something more like the personal criminal enterprise he has participated in for most of his life. This scary and existentially critical threat to American democracy and world peace is shamelessly on display for anyone to see and hear. This week, a parade of devoted individuals who do the selfless work of protecting our Constitution and the freedoms too many of us take for granted, shed a bright, unwavering light on the self-serving machinations of Donald J. Trump and his henchman and the imminent peril to our country if he is allowed to continue unchecked.
In the alternate universe that Republicans live in:
Blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Burisma, Hillary, Obama, whistleblower, bullshit!
In Narnia…there’s a wardrobe