Archive for May, 2009

We Now Pronounce You…Unacceptable

OK.  So I can see how a bunch of homophobic, bible-thumping zealots could muster a campaign to convince voters, (in the privacy of their personal voting closet), to pass a travesty like California’s Proposition 8.  But then, when it goes to the Supreme, (or was it The Supremes?), Court, aren’t the bible-thumpers…

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Dick

Dick Cheney is a war criminal.  He even started his own war just to get over being a regular criminal.  If his name was Milosevic or something equally hard-to-pronounce he would already be on trial somewhere, (unless, of course, he was sent to Guantanamo where he would just waste away…

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Poopsie

What’s the deal with nicknames or pet names or whatever it is that makes us find alternative ways to talk about most things?  Your friends, family, actual pets, body parts, good deeds, (or dastardly) – soon after learning their real names, we find another, and that’s that. I get the…

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Stress Tests

I conducted my own stress test a few minutes ago.  I looked in the mirror, I appeared stressed, (it may have been a mild case of indigestion, but that can be stressful as well), and now I’m wondering where to send the memo to start the wheels in motion to…

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Read All About It!!!

First, a home-remedy tip for anyone concerned about the Swine Flu, (which is less scary if you call it by it’s scientific designation, H1-N1, making it sound more like a friendly game of “Battleship” or “HINGO”).  The kosher, corned beef sandwich makes an excellent viral filter, (to say nothing of…

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