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Royalty

Hey, I’ve got a great idea, everybody!  In the midst of a world at war and in blitheringly blind economic chaos, let’s find something warm and fuzzy to focus on to make us all feel better.  How ‘bout the perpetuation of the bullshit concept of royalty?  You know, where the descendants of brutal war lords get to strut around, (silver spoons up your butt make it impossible to do anything but strut), live in castles, encourage others’ supplication and renew the Disney franchise on princess paraphernalia.  If we could only be as universally focused on our seemingly endless to-do list of global problems as we are on the up-coming, over-blown wedding, we’d all be eating cake, (except for that spazzy Mexican kid who publicly starved himself for an invitation).