Archive for July, 2011

Once Upon a Time…

…in the mystical land of DC, a mischievous fairy cast a spell on everyone in suits, eliminating their ability to reason. The suits, (as you might expect), went about crafting unreasonable ideas for no apparent reason. There followed great debates and objections were shouted, although the reasons given lacked any…

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One Man’s Ceiling…

I have been yinning away for two weeks, sucking up as much life assuring energy as I possibly can from my family in LA while the rest of the world has been yanging on debt ceilings, deficits, heat domes, Winehouse and the dangers of camping in Norway…yinning is better.

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Carmeggedon

Everything’s not about the shut down of the 405, just mostly everything. The jury’s still out as to whether it will result in a giant ‘butterfly effect’, with the displacement of all of those drivers ultimately effecting the mating dance of the three-toed Malaysian scum lizard whose fewer offspring will…

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Blue In the Face

I think this expression came from an observation of a prattling speaker whose lengthy discourse did not include inhaling, thus promoting a bluish, oxygen-deprived visage or…it was a commentary on sad clown makeup. I have found myself in both categories of late, speaking out from my cyclothymic perspective about the…

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Shell Game

The thing about finding the pea, (or marble or piece of crumpled paper), under the shell, (or Dixie Cup©), is that, if the manipulator is competent, and the pea, etc., is not actually in his hand, the chance of finding it is always 33%…hardly a game at all. The beauty…

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