With deference to Herman Cain, my “8-8-8” plan simply makes more sense. It’s palindromic, it works both as a mirror image and upside down and, if you happen to look at it from the side, (either side), it’s infinity times 3 which is…well, a lot. Here’s how it works:

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Everybody sends me $8 waits 8 days, then sends me 8 more dollars. If it works out for me, I’ll let you know and then you can try it too.