There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head caught in a bucket When the townsfolk said “Hey… “Mitt, lead us, we pray!” He’d say, “This way…I mean that way..awwww shucks!”
First of all, even though I live in upstate NY, the dialectical epicenter of unpronounced consonants, I think anyone speaking out in public with regard to the on-going investigation and inevitable circus trial of George Zimmerman, must be required to participate in remedial speech therapy and subsequently be publicly reprimanded…
Big weekend. Millions around the world were taking the half-day off on Friday while millions of others were cleaning their house with a feather, (there’s a really funny old joke that comes to mind, but I’m serious about this), in the eternally-connected, albeit somewhat polar opposite, Passover/Easter celebration…oh, and the…