I’ve thought about visiting Savannah some day. It’s in Georgia, you know….but, I’ve changed my mind. Of all the stupid legislation that municipalities, from the least represented to the megametropolis, have conjured up, “Guns Everywhere”, may well be, (my people are vetting this right now), the stupidest. The advocates, waving…
Men and women are different. Men, for instance, are better at opening pesky jar lids, while women are better at, well, other stuff. Most men would rather look at women, although they spend countless hours staring at and rooting for super-sized, testosterone-infused male athletes and action heroes. Women, when they’re…
We’re getting close to crowning a new NCAA champ. Tiger’s going to miss The Masters. They still can’t find that fucking plane. It’s now OK to buy all the government you can afford. Letterman’s quitting. Poor Gwyneth. Cabrera signs for a $pazzillion, (about the same amount required to gainfully employ…