Personally, I am not going to miss his orange, weepy face and I actually do hope that the Capital door hits him in the ass on his way out.  His abrupt departure will have about as much impact as his meaningless career in Congress and, for someone whose public profile has risen to the equivalent of pop culture celebrity status, his accredited accomplishments are virtually non-existent.  The travesty is that he will not slither off into a skin-toned, dusky sunset, but toward an overpaid position in a slimy cesspool where he will slog through the ooze to lobby his soon-to-be former colleagues to pass toxic, soul-stealing legislation.  Really, John…is that what Jesus would do?