Stupidity is not our best choice for a safer and brighter future.

The big, dumb, oafish bully who thinks he’s going to build a thousand-mile-long wall, round up and bus out 11,000,000 undocumented people, kick the asses of all the terrorists…and their families, and rewrite everything about international trade by mobilizing a mob of millions of clueless, angry, hateful and factually confused voters, is most assuredly NOT a good choice.

The preacherly, plastic-faced, bible-thumping, filibustering Tea-Bagger, who thinks his Evangelically interpreted version of the Constitution should serve as America’s Shari’a Law, eliminating that pesky “Freedom and Justice for All” crap, is absolutely, (please take notes if you must), NOT a good choice.

Of the three remaining candidates still in the primary races, (all Einsteins compared to the other two dimwits), the Ohio guy doesn’t seem to be whacky enough to engage anyone on his side of the aisle, the lady in the pantsuit, while maybe the right historical option to break the gender gap, (like Obama’s presidency helped eliminate racial bias), has trust issues, some of which may actually be merited, and the Bern…well, why not the Bern?

If only I were way more dumber.