So…nuclear war did not ensue, (yet).  As a matter of fact, with regard to the “biggest-greatest-summit-of-all-time”, the meeting between the smirking, despot and the Korean guy, (too harsh?), resulted in no substantial ensuementof any kind. Not that the week was without its moments of international import…we did throw Canada, (I had to apologize while crossing the border on my way home from Michigan), Mexico and China under the runaway tariff bus…DJT took some quality time to call Trudeau a liar and a cheater, which Freudians should have a field day with if they consider he did that while looking at himself in a TV monitor…Don One took full credit for landing the cohosting, (with Canada and Mexico…our former allies), of the 2026 World Cup and no one has yet to mention, (so, I’m doing it), that the bid was made months before he became President…the Inspector General’s report of the FBI probe of Hilary’s email showed how ridiculous a probe can be, (and that there was no collusion or obstruction of justice on the part of any goofy-haired boob, even though there is no mention of “collusion”, “obstruction” or “boob” in the report)…Paul Manafort is in jail!!!…Michael Cohen may be ready to drop a dime…and

…our misguided Justice Department, the demonic umbrella for the Department of Homeland Security and US Immigration and Customs Enforcement, taking its lead from King Donnie Johnnie, have begun implementing the heartless separation of US-born children, (lawful American citizens), from their illegally immigrated parents.  More than two thousand kids, some merely a few months old, have been carted away to massive holding facilities without a policy, plan or inkling of what to do with them.  Jeff Beauregard Sessions, (Beauregard being the inbred operative here), has quoted some cockamamie bible reference to clarify that tearing families apart is what his benevolent creator had in mind for anyone who would dare to cross an imaginary line seeking a better life.  Kim Jong-un’s new BFF has shown his compassion by lambasting Democrats for legislating such a horrible law that he is duty bound to uphold, (despite the “fact” that no such law exists).  This is, of course, a morally bankrupt ploy to create an untenable situation that can only find relief by acceptance of immigration reform legislation that would build the stupidly useless wall and limit the ability of “those” people from seeking a path to US residency and citizenship.

To clear up this confusing and seemingly heartless situation, Sarah ‘Huckleberry’ Sanders slithered into the White House press room, took umbrage at the heated questioning from the real news media, attacked their ability to understand a simple sentence and embarrassedly defended this unquestionably immoral treatment of mothers and their terrified children.  Really, mommy?