A candid interchange between the President and an aide while visiting the site of the devastating Camp Fire in Northern California:

POTUS:  “Wow…the whole town of Pleasure, burned to shit.”

Aide:  “It’s Paradise, Mr. President.”

POTUS:  “Are you blind?  It’s Hell! Coulda all been avoided if they’d only raked the forest, ya gotta rake the forest, like the Albanians do.”

Aide:  “That would be the Finns, sir.”

POTUS:  “Finns, schmins.  No raking, no federal funds!  Besides, they all got burned up, right?”

Aide:  “Actually, they…”

POTUS:  “And they were probably democrats.”

Aide:  “I, uh, er…”

POTUS:  “See if you can find us a Republican survivor to praise our quick response for saving his life.”

Aide:  “It’s been over a week, Mr. Pr…”

POTUS:  “Fuck it, then!  It’s California.  Everybody hates California.  Let’s get outa here!  It smells like Melanomia burned the roast again.  Find me a KFC!  I’m starving.”