I’ve been hunkered down under my desk, fingers laced over my head, for about a week now. I have no way of knowing what’s going on with the National Emergency, no radio, no phone. I’m scratching this out on a scrap of paper using my fingernail and the accumulated schmutz…
There they go again…those crazy, Earth-hugging Democrats proposing whack-a-doodle environmental legislation, forcing us into using only renewable energy, stopping the pollution of the water we drink and the air we breathe and embracing the scientific data on climate change by drastically reducing our contributions to it. What are they thinking? …
Although I am an avid proponent for using the power and potential of computer-assisted tasks that analyze data thousands of times faster than humanly possible, moving us in the direction of self-driving vehicles, health-forecasting apparel, winning at chess and Jeopardy while apocalyptically reminding us of our impending demise due to…