The trials of the wonton, twice-impeached, crime boss, ex-President of the United States will, barring the total collapse of civility in America, begin forthwith.  The accompanying idiomatic tribulations have already begun.  The forty-nine-page indictment that was filed this week by a Florida Grand Jury is so damning that anyone else would already be in custody. He, in his expected fashion, has demeaned the process and the processors, the rule of law, the paper and ink used to print the accusations, the poor selection of XXXXXXL off-the-rack attire and the Tooth Fairy.  His Congressional supporters are shouting for the dismantling of the FBI, the impeachment of the Attorney General and, I shit you not, preparation for war.  Anyone who would suggest that the fact that he is a current candidate for President makes the pursuit of his criminality too political to continue needs to shut the fuck up!  It is precisely the reason to hold him accountable for every law he’s trampled on to keep him as far away as possible from another stumble into the White House.