It seems that gatherers and providers of “The News” can be overwhelmed soccer moms or dads too.  So, this week, no matter how you went about seeking your information, (newspaper, TV, radio, InterNet, water cooler), you may have found it more challenging to find any.  Always ready to be helpful, (and having a few days of relative downtime), I have culled multiple domestic and international sources to provide the following recap of all of the pertinent stories reported this week.

EXTRA!  EXTRA! 

• Something happened to Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370.  Nobody knows anything.  To be clear, a plane, calling itself MH370, was flying but probably isn’t anymore.  There were passengers and crew on board when it took off.  There have been interviews with thousands of aviation experts, who all agree they don’t know a damn thing.  Constant badgering of family and friends of those on board has been annoying but will relentlessly continue under the guise of journalistic responsibility.  [Please read this item over and over until you scream or pass out]

• THIS WEEK IN GEOGRAPHY – Crimea is in Russia…not Ukraine 

• March Madness lasts until April, (just sayin’) 

That’s all I could find.