I have a suggestion for anyone biding their time in anticipation of The Ascension, or anxious to take themselves and other uncommitted participants out on their way to Paradise, or to make any determination to the life or liberty of others than themselves, based on some cockamamie, mystical belief system:

Find some isolated location, by yourself or with other like-minded nincompoops; bring your favorite weaponry, (guns, knives, machetes, poison, explosives, [strap-on or stand-alone]), no need for concealment; dress in any bullshit costume, with or without emblematic accoutrement; set up your choice of video documentation, (cell phone, GoPro®, BetaCam®); press ‘RECORD’ and select your desired paraphernalia with which you have determined to successfully and speedily achieve the most excellent and most direct route to the asshole deity calling you home.  Leave the rest of us here to suffer the living hell of our infidel-ic existence…we deserve it!