195 nations, (that’s nearly all of them), meeting in Le Bourget, France, have agreed on a comprehensive framework aimed at abandoning reliance on fossil fuels, needless, wholesale deforestation, and the indiscriminate use of non-recyclable materials.  The agreement sets goals for capping and reducing global temperatures through an unprecedented, unified and transparent effort of mutual cooperation.  In the history of mankind, this has happened…never.

Of course, this was a room full of seemingly caring, individual representatives of their home nations.  The blow back from the oppositionists, is expected to be as loud, if not louder, than the historic, thundering gavel declaring the unanimity of this accord.  This is an issue that anyone with even a smattering of intelligence must rally behind…smatterless folks need not apply.

Who knows, maybe this sort of thing will catch on and we’ll get a 195-0 vote for World Peace…or tasty, healthy snacks.