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Panamanian Laundry

Well, I dodged another bullet. I have all of my money laundered in Uruguay and the Uruguayans know how to keep their mouths shut. Oh, and they don’t have computers in the particular laundry that I use, so the only way they get hacked is if Manuelo loses the zippered Whole Foods freezer bag that he keeps all of the hand-printed receipts in. For all of you other crooks, stupid enough to cleanse your cash in blabby/hacky Panama, now everybody knows your dirty little secret. But what’s the big deal? It seems like only that dude from Iceland gives a shit that he got outed.