It is no surprise that Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump are BFFs.  Trump has spent his life gaming NY real estate and business law to create a highly visible, bullshit brand that unapologetically, (literally), abused, cheated and lied to advance his personal, slimy agenda.  Giuliani is a grandstanding lawyer/politician who will say and do anything for attention.  Trump is a pathological liar who embraces racism, gun violence and nationalism merely to arouse suspicion and hatred and garner the adoration of his cheering minions.  Giuliani is an opportunistic empty suit who used the horror of 911 to appear heroic.  They have both repeatedly attacked the press for shedding light on a long, long list of bad, (pronounced:  questionably legal), behavior and demeaned law enforcement professionals for legitimate investigations aimed at holding them accountable for it.  They are digging, side-by-side, in a globally unstable sandbox, freestyling with limited knowledge, vocabulary or awareness of, or any trace of responsibility for the dire consequences of their actions.

Rudy’s reemergence, (I can only imagine that he’s spent much of the last year holed up, sulking in his dank, dark lair licking the wounds inflicted by being overlooked for any position of power in the Trump administration), the mere sound of his voice, (I apologize for my insensitivity, but whatever kind of speech impediment that is, just creeps me out), is intended to cause chaos and misdirection from the torrential shit storm surrounding the Executive Branch.  His sneering, satanic grin and giggly delivery as he threw Trump and Cohen and Jared under the bus on Fox Newsless, while cruelly and falsely announcing that he was somehow privy to classified information on the release of the Americans held in North Korea, is testament to his unhinged stream of unconsciousness.  And the Ivanka thing…I can’t say this as fact, (camera angles and lighting being misleading at times), but I’m pretty sure he was drooling and had an old-man boner while he was talking about her.  He is but one more rabid, mangy stray added to the marauding pack following its Cujo-esque alpha dog on a destructive rampage through the Constitution.  I certainly would never endorse violence, but it does seem like the most humane thing would be to, at least metaphorically, put them all down.