Backlash my ass! We have a President who openly commits high crimes and misdemeanors on a daily basis.  He makes no excuses for his vile personal behavior or his willy-nilly, brainless dismantling of the precepts and promises of America’s standing as the beacon of freedom, fairness and decency to the rest of the world.  So, it is baffling that Congress has yet to exercise its sworn duty to impeach his lying, cheating, treasonous ass.  The pitiful theatrics of begging and subpoenaing, only to be stonewalled by the criminal enterprise that has usurped the Executive Branch, will immediately be resolved by the Constitutional mandates of the impeachment process.  The House of Representatives will be able to lay bare the President’s trampling on his oath to protect the country from all enemies foreign or domestic, his disregard for the rule of law…any law, and the sordid and intimate details of how both private citizen Trump and, (hack…gag…snort), President Trump have colluded, colluded, colluded with anyone who would pony up cash to squander or launder.  The trial can and should take months of dragging his fat ass, (sorry for the overused ‘ass’ reference, but it is big and fat and train-wrecky-hard to look away from), through the fetid muck and mire of his sordid life, freeing Democratic candidates from ever having to speak his name, instead, presenting some unifying vision for reclaiming the soul of the country. In the end, of course, his fate will be decided by the fuck wad Republican Senate majority who will vote to not remove him from office, but the daily exposure of his salacious, unpatriotic, unrepentant behavior, (to say nothing of that ridiculous hair thingy), should be enough to rally the biggest voter turnout in history to send him and a gaggle of his legislative ass-kissers packing.  Oh…and fuck you, Tiger Woods…you squandered your opportunity to be a true American hero by not telling President von Bumblefuck to take his Medal of Freedom and shove it!