…Super Tuesday happened.  Holy crap, why does this have to be so complicated?  Now the self-destructive Democrats will spend the next couple of months Bernie-broing and Uncle Joeing and giving the evil Republican empire a giant toolbox full of sound bites to stir the tiny little minds of anyone who has decided or may decide that Trump is their guy.  The only issue here is that Donald Trump, everything about him, his family, his friends(?), his look, his diet, his lack of respect for humanity, morality, truth or any nuanced lexicon of a discernable language, is an existential danger to the future of Earth.  He is trying to wish a potentially devastating pandemic away.  His global nuclear policy is, “My nukes are bigger than your nukes”.  He doesn’t give a shit about the environment.  He is uneducated, uncaring and unqualified…categorically unqualified.  He knows nothing of history, (at least, any history he was not a part of and most of that he has rewritten or pulled directly out of his fat ass), and, he has no vision for the future.  He must not be allowed to remain in office!

To that end, (sorry if I’m repeating myself), the Democrats must stop this nomination nonsense, now!  There is a simple choice to be made by the voters in November.  One party, (we can make this a game and you can guess which is which), wants to do helpful, beneficial, life-affirming things for all people, healing and protecting the environment, providing education and economic opportunity, seriously addressing global issues with an earnest commitment to détente and world peace and the other party wants to fuck you in the ass…too harsh?…wants to fuck you!  So, Good Party, (I hope you know who you are), Primaries…over!  Get in a room, pick someone, (not scary should be high on the list of criteria), and outline, in very bold type, the hundreds of ways you will make life better for all Americans.  Repeat them endlessly using every available media method.  Prepare answers to the blow-back, bullshit accusations of socialism, (because that’s some kind of flesh-eating virus…or worse), you know, like, “protecting citizens in every way, through ‘social’ services like health care, is what we pay taxes for”.  Use every, (Bloomberg, Steyer), available resource!  Do not fuck this up!  (I have now used one-too-many fucks, [make that two], so this will not be on Huffington this week).