More and more, I find myself disoriented upon waking most mornings, trying to sort out which crazy shit bouncing around in my head is really happening and what I may have dreamed up. I mean, how, in one week, can the purportedly civilized, most-powerful-country-in-the-world generate so many preposterous headlines?
- 2O-YEAR-OLD AIR NATIONAL GUARDSMAN ARRESTED FOR LEAKING HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PENTAGON DOCUMENTS TO IMPRESS TEENAGED FOLLOWERS ON WEIRD WEB SITE
- SUPREME COURT JUSTICE, CLARENCE THOMAS, PLIED WITH CASH, TRIPS AND GIFTS BY NAZI-LOVING BILLIONAIRE…CONSEQUENCES, ZERO
- FOX “NEWS” LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING…FILM AT 11
- CRYPTO CURRENCY, (DUH), IS A SCAM
- FLORIDA BANS ABORTION BEGINNING WITH, “HEY…NICE ASS!”
- GEORGE SANTOS IS, SOMEHOW, STILL A CONGRESSMAN
- TUCKER CARLSON CONDUCTS INTERVIEW, LITERALLY, FROM INSIDE TRUMP’S ASS
- AI MAY BE EVIL…IT DOESN’T CARE
- KID ROCK AND OTHER ASSORTED COUNTRY MUSIC ASSHOLES OBLITERATE CANS OF BUD LITESHOWING HOW DELIGHTFULLY EASY IT IS TO USE AN AR-15 ON INANIMATE OBLECTS, VIS-À-VIS ELEMENTARY AND PRE-SCHOOL CHILDREN
- A MAJORITY OF AMERICANS SUPPORT A WOMAN’S RIGHT TO CHOOSE, RATIONAL GUN SAFTEY LAWS, SOCIAL SERVICES AND HONESTY IN GOVERNMENT…THE MINORITY WINS!
