I’m guessing that in the flabby-faced, billionaire world of Donald Sterling, the Bentley, Ferrari, million-dollar condo and jewelry were the ninety-nine percent’s equivalent of a spring bouquet from the corner bodega. You know, an attentive gift indicating an expectation of first or second date reciprocal sex. So, the “shoulda paid…
I’ve thought about visiting Savannah some day. It’s in Georgia, you know….but, I’ve changed my mind. Of all the stupid legislation that municipalities, from the least represented to the megametropolis, have conjured up, “Guns Everywhere”, may well be, (my people are vetting this right now), the stupidest. The advocates, waving…
Men and women are different. Men, for instance, are better at opening pesky jar lids, while women are better at, well, other stuff. Most men would rather look at women, although they spend countless hours staring at and rooting for super-sized, testosterone-infused male athletes and action heroes. Women, when they’re…
We’re getting close to crowning a new NCAA champ. Tiger’s going to miss The Masters. They still can’t find that fucking plane. It’s now OK to buy all the government you can afford. Letterman’s quitting. Poor Gwyneth. Cabrera signs for a $pazzillion, (about the same amount required to gainfully employ…
Maybe there’s some psychological underpinning that dictates the need to make everything seem like a game or a puzzle to entice general participation, but enough already! I was at the AT&T Store three weeks ago to upgrade my in-laws ancient cell phones, and while I had the rapt attention of…
It seems that gatherers and providers of “The News” can be overwhelmed soccer moms or dads too. So, this week, no matter how you went about seeking your information, (newspaper, TV, radio, InterNet, water cooler), you may have found it more challenging to find any. Always ready to be helpful,…
Not one of the more than two dozen Democratic senators, who held an all-night vigil this week to bring awareness to the catastrophic possibilities of global warming, mentioned the obvious parallel between their presentation and the horrific end to planet Krypton. The Kyrptonians, light years ahead of human scientific and…
I don’t know where Jackson County, MO is exactly, (I was going to look it up, but I didn’t want its ruralness, or lack thereof to cloud my perception), but their Spelling Bee ended today after more than 90 rounds and a two-week delay due to the “word givers” running…
I’ve been trying to find a copy of the Arizona Bill that wacky Jan Brewer just vetoed, but, even though you would think it should be an easily accessible public record, I can’t find it. Instead, I’ve absorbed as much of the reported, satirized, paraphrased and blatantly misrepresented, (both pro…