The tick or the tock is definitely broken. I swear I was just ranting away, I blinked, my butt’s a little sore and a week simply disappeared. I know it’s not just me. Friends, even people I hardly know, have shared similar stories of unnatural accelerations in the space/time continuum. …
A society founded on the idea of freedom and equality looked pretty good on paper. I mean, leaving behind all that despotic, feudal, class-limiting existence for the promise of social equality, opportunity and the hopefulness of a brighter future…no brainer, right? But you can’t fuck with Mother or Human Nature…
First, try to wrap your head around the fact that more people voted in the Indian national election last week than there are people in the United States; nearly twice as many. Then, (if you can, once again, indulge my sense of over-simplicity), embrace the concept that the key issue…
Did you see the announcement? Climate change has officially come to the US. Never fear, we won’t be taking this lying down. Not unlike our response to international terrorism encroaching our turf, I expect there to be an all-out military response aimed, (with laser-sighted accuracy), at kicking CC’s insidious ass. …
I’m guessing that in the flabby-faced, billionaire world of Donald Sterling, the Bentley, Ferrari, million-dollar condo and jewelry were the ninety-nine percent’s equivalent of a spring bouquet from the corner bodega. You know, an attentive gift indicating an expectation of first or second date reciprocal sex. So, the “shoulda paid…
I’ve thought about visiting Savannah some day. It’s in Georgia, you know….but, I’ve changed my mind. Of all the stupid legislation that municipalities, from the least represented to the megametropolis, have conjured up, “Guns Everywhere”, may well be, (my people are vetting this right now), the stupidest. The advocates, waving…
Men and women are different. Men, for instance, are better at opening pesky jar lids, while women are better at, well, other stuff. Most men would rather look at women, although they spend countless hours staring at and rooting for super-sized, testosterone-infused male athletes and action heroes. Women, when they’re…
We’re getting close to crowning a new NCAA champ. Tiger’s going to miss The Masters. They still can’t find that fucking plane. It’s now OK to buy all the government you can afford. Letterman’s quitting. Poor Gwyneth. Cabrera signs for a $pazzillion, (about the same amount required to gainfully employ…
Maybe there’s some psychological underpinning that dictates the need to make everything seem like a game or a puzzle to entice general participation, but enough already! I was at the AT&T Store three weeks ago to upgrade my in-laws ancient cell phones, and while I had the rapt attention of…